Duh...Keep It To Yourself!

I did. I passed the driver's road test and got my state driver's license today. It was one heck of an accomplishment worth noting in my blog. It's one task that I completed and fulfilled with jubilation. Road bumps? None. Thank God. I'll share the experience to you in a future blog.

Somebody forwarded to me an e-mail which contains the following stories. Disclaimer: The following messages are not this blog author's original content. However, the author of this blog felt the need to share these amazingly witty stories to the readers out there who are smart enough to appreciate a good laugh and some sensible lessons in life. (To the author of this content: if you happen to read this blog and don't like the fact that your material is on this blog, feel free to send me a complaint and I will gladly delete this material from this blog.) Read on.   A must-read… >>> > Lesson 1: >>> > >>> > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her >>> > shower, when the doorbell rings. >>> > >>> > The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. >>> > >>> > When she opens the door, there